mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

The most frustrating thing that could ever happen to a girl’s makeup.

nanceswithwolves:

generalklytus:

thekingdomofben:

No really Hermione you’re way better than him

Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever.

yeah but hermione punched draco in the face

astrolocherry:

cancer - warm and welcoming vibration that is heated from within, big moon eyes that tend to be watery and deep set, full and soft figures, deep voices, usually more top heavy, baby faced, strong cheekbones. Noticeably maternal despite gender and some naivety

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

cronicallyawesome:

wordsinbetween:

theletteraesc:

rudesby:

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

Peggy Carter is everything. EVERYTHING.

Peggy needs her own movie. She and Howard set up SHIELD together.

Please let it happen.

Holy crap that was awesome.

I want this movie!

thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.

emmaducklingswan:

"When I win your heart Emma, it won’t be because of any trickery,"
it will be because you want me I think it’s incredibly telling how Killian reacts to this, he didn’t do this and he’s not taking the responsibility here, he doesn’t want Emma to hate him for what he did last year, and he certainly refuses to use this to make things between them better or easier. Yes there’s a curse between them, but there’s also a certain honor. When she wants it, when she wants him, it won’t be because of any trickery, it won’t be based on a lie.